John McCain Turned My Wife into a Vegetable

So, when I think about life on November 5th, if McCain wins, my brain kind of just stops. I just can't fathom life for another four years as the American world continues this downward spiral, only now under McCain's leadership. I told Mark about how I just can't wrap my head around the thought of McCain winning--that I'll effectively have a mental breakdown if McCain wins. Mark will have to tell people that I've turned into a vegetable, and it's John McCain's fault! Newspapers will print this headline: John McCain Turned My Wife into a Vegetable.