Mornings with the Peanut Gallery

So this morning Mark asked if I wanted to play hookie today--which would be nice because I haven't been getting enough sleep, and I've been super busy at work, and an extra day off (Memorial Day weekend was NOT relaxing for us) would be nice. But I have an important meeting, so I said, "I can't, I have a meeting with my chair today." Mark started laughing and said, "Oh-ho, you're so special. Well, I have a meeting with my desk."

o.o;;

(I had meant my department chair, fyi.)